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Does Paul Really Have Incredible Psychic Powers?

Thanks for visiting this website. It might freak you out, but your visit to this website was already predicted by Paul, using his Incredible Psychic Powers. This web site offers an objective look at this highly debated issue. Many hours of research and psychic visions have been put into the creation of this web site. Compelling evidence, verified by various experts, is presented for your consideration. You are encourageed to do your own research and come to your own conclusion that Paul does indeed have incredible psychic powers.

1. Paul's Academic Merits

When Paul was born, instead of a Birth certificate, he was given this:

Paul's Ph.D. in Incredible Psychic Powers

Yea, it's a freaking Ph.D. in Incredible Psychic Powers from the prestigious Cambridge Rupert Academy of Psychics (C.R.A.P) - the world's finest psychic academy.

"The name's Paul, Dr. Paul to you."

2. Reputable Sources Affirm This Fact

"We found the WMDs... and I assure you, Paul has incredible psychic powers . Don't misunderestimate them, I'm super serious, you guys." - George W. Bush

If it's on the internet AND the president said so, it MUST be true.

"Yah, that guy [Paul] totally has incredible psychic powers . I asked him for the time, and he told me right away without even looking at a watch. he was about 5 hours off, but that's fine, it's so close. It was incredible." - - Random Guy that Paul amazed with his incredible psychic powers.

Don't trust Bush? That's fine, most people don't. But you just can't not trust a random guy.

3. Reference in a religious text

The following excerpt from a renowned book , one which has been around for several centuries and contains the absolute truth. Although it might be hard to detect, it makes a very subtle allusion to Paul's incredible psychic powers (highlighted in yellow for your convenience.)

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth... Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array.

By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work.

After he enjoyed his weekend doing absolutely nothing, he got back to work the eight day and he said, "Let there be Incredible Psychic Powers," and there was Paul.

Although this mention is VERY subtle, various experts in the industry have confirmed that this is, indeed, a reference to Paul's incredible psychic powers.

4. Scientific Research

Results of a rigorous scientific study conducted by Harvard... Community College

Paul's propensity to prognosticate graph

That's right, it's a graph, it's science, and you can't disprove it, stupid hippie.

Don't know what the graph says? It's because you're not a scientist, and you're not smart enough to understand, so just roll with it.

Convinced that Paul has Incredible Psychic Powers?

Wonderful! Good for you that you arrived at the correct conclusion that Paul indeed possesses incredible psychic powers.

You must know that Paul's Incredible Psychic Powers are NOT for sale... just kidding, they totally are.

 

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Expert Reviewed

All the experts who reviewed the information presented on this website are Paul's alter egos... so basically, they're super-credible.

Barack Obama

Barack Obama stated in a speech, "America needs Hope, Change, and, most importantly, Paul's Incredible Psychic Powers." Vote Obama.